Valentine’s Day

I post this poem every year, because I’m a geek. And because geeks are traditionally bitter & cranky on this day each year, for reasons that should be fairly obvious. Of course, I’m not really bitter or cranky (though there WAS no hot water this morning, so maybe I am…) but I’m going to post it just the same. So if you’re bitter or cranky today, read this and then go sulk somewhere. Enjoy!

“Fuck Valentines Day”
Hearts and roses and kisses galore…
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass
I’ll spend the day so drunk I can’t speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of shit
So here’s my story…what else can I say?
Love bites my ass…Fuck Valentines Day!

By Keith Survell

Geek, professional programmer, amateur photographer, crazy rabbit guy, only slightly obsessed with cute things.


  1. Clint says:


    I’ve been trying to trace the origin of this poem because I had it like years ago (from an email spam) and I made a song about it.

    If you know where it came from, I’d like to know. I just want to give credit, where it is due. Thanks.

  2. Keithius says:

    Sorry, I have no idea where this poem came from originally.

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