Bitter, Cranky Keithius

Current mood: Bitter & Cranky

Currently listening to: The humming of the humidifier

Valentine’s day always makes me bitter & cranky; probably because I often spend it alone. Or maybe it’s just become tradition. Who knows.

Anyway, in the spirit of V-Day, I usually post this somewhere – like on my dorm room door. But since nobody comes by my house anymore (and I don’t live in a dorm anymore either), it’s gotta go here. Please excuse the profanity.

“Fuck Valentines Day”

Hearts and roses and kisses galore…

What the hell is all that shit for?

People get mushy and start acting queer

It is definitely the most annoying day of the year

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass

Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass

I’ll spend the day so drunk I can’t speak

And wear all black for the rest of the week

Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade

For all they are doing is trying to get laid

The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit

Because I think love is a crock of shit

So here’s my story…what else can I say?

Love bites my ass…Fuck Valentines Day!

Happy Valentine’s day.


By Keith Survell

A geek, programmer, amateur photographer, anime fan and crazy rabbit person.


  1. It’s funny, man we’re missing half the world without girls! I drain my loneliness in computer code…

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