Coffee Drinker’s Mantra

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,

It is by the beans of Java that the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

I just like the sound of that. šŸ™‚

-Keithius

A Programmer’s Prayer

Blessed be, the caffeine which giveth me alertness and maketh my code appear clear.

Blessed be, the caffeine which giveth me alertness and maketh my code appear clear.

Oh holy liquid of many forms, thy presence in my blood doth fill me with joy.

Blessed also are the many fast-food items which THE LORD CAPITALISM has seen fit to bestow upon me.

Pizza, burgers, and fries – the sustenance upon which I, the most humble (and poor) programmer doth survive.

Thank thee, oh golden arches, oh golden crown, oh red-headed lady, for thy bounty at this time.

DIG IN!

-Keithius

Something… awful

Not really something “awful,” but… Just some of the random stuff I’ve run across recently.

Current mood: Tired

Currently listening to: Kick Bong – Vaporum (DIGITALLY IMPORTED – Chillout)

Not really something “awful,” but… SomethingAwful.

Just some of the random stuff I’ve run across recently.

Now, to bed. Another day is gone… but what a nice day it was. I think we can safely say that “Spring” (whatever that is) is here. Of course, it’ll probably snow again in a week… this is New England, after all.

-Keithius

Bitter, Cranky Keithius

Valentine’s day always makes me bitter & cranky; probably because I often spend it alone. Or maybe it’s just become tradition. Who knows.

Current mood: Bitter & Cranky

Currently listening to: The humming of the humidifier

Valentine’s day always makes me bitter & cranky; probably because I often spend it alone. Or maybe it’s just become tradition. Who knows.

Anyway, in the spirit of V-Day, I usually post this somewhere – like on my dorm room door. But since nobody comes by my house anymore (and I don’t live in a dorm anymore either), it’s gotta go here. Please excuse the profanity.

“Fuck Valentines Day”

Hearts and roses and kisses galore…

What the hell is all that shit for?

People get mushy and start acting queer

It is definitely the most annoying day of the year

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass

Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass

I’ll spend the day so drunk I can’t speak

And wear all black for the rest of the week

Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade

For all they are doing is trying to get laid

The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit

Because I think love is a crock of shit

So hereā€™s my story…what else can I say?

Love bites my ass…Fuck Valentines Day!

Happy Valentine’s day.

-Keithius