From The Search for a Good Story:

What you get when my brain crashes…
“They’re good for scaring people, but it’s just silly to build national security policy around them.”
“A starry night?” What kind of weather forecast is that?
“I figure with enough time and effort, anyone could be a System Administrator. Really, it’s not hard, it just takes practice, methodology, and trial and error. A lot of trial and error. “
Yes, you read that right. And they proved it – mathematically!