Amusing .Sig

A great sig, found once again on Slashdot:

Oh look, its my tax dollars at work coming to arrest me.

Speed

I saw this while I was downloading something from the Internet today.

Transfer rate

Remember the days when this would’ve been a 2-digit number?

If not, you’re too young to be on the Internet. Get off my lawn!

Another Great One – From Slashdot

I’m sorry, but these really do make me laugh when I run across them:

I’m not tense. I’m just terribly, terribly, alert.

For Great Justice

Found this over at Seen On Slash:

Narrator: In A.D. 2007, war was beginning.

MPAA/RIAA: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bittorrent.
Operator: We get signal.
MPAA/RIAA: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
MPAA/RIAA: It’s you!!
Pirate: How are you gentlemen!!
Pirate: All your files are belong to us.
Pirate: You are on the way to distribution.
MPAA/RIAA: What you say!!
Pirate: You have no chance to stay in business make your time.
Pirate: Ha Ha Ha Ha ….
Operator: Mafiaa!!
MPAA/RIAA: Take off every ‘LAWYER’!!
MPAA/RIAA: You know what you doing.
MPAA/RIAA: Move ‘LAWYER’.
MPAA/RIAA: For great suits and settlements.

Happy System Administrator’s Day!

Yay for me! And to all the other Sysadmins out there – happy Sysadmin day!