Tag: destructo-bun
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My Remodelling
I’ve been hard at work doing some renovations to the bunny condo dad made for us. It needed some upgrades, Betsy style. For starters, dad forgot to add a back door! Fortunately I was able to take care of this obvious shortcoming in short order. I didn’t really like that ramp to the 2nd floor,…
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Organic Paper Shredding
The other day dad caught me pulling down paper from one of his lower-to-the-ground side tables in his office. But instead of getting mad at me, he just took the paper away and gave me different paper to rip up. Thanks, dad! Ripping up paper is such fun. (Gus helped, too.) When dad came back…
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Under Construction
Gus and I have been doing some “renovations” on our Cottontail Cottage. For some reason, dad is not impressed. He keeps going on about it not being “structurally sound” or some thing like that. The best part is, if dad sleeps in on the weekend we just get to work and the noise wakes him…
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Renovations
Betsy and I have been hard at work with some… “renovations” to our new house. Specifically, we wanted more room: So, we knocked down a few walls and created what dad calls a “two-bun garage.” I thought we did a pretty good job, too. But then Betsy was pushing the house around today and it…
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Our New Castle Thing
I’m not sure if I like this new castle/maze thing dad put in our space. It’s a little too cramped. Don’t people realize we’re big buns? I’m no mini-lop, after all! But, it’s OK… I’ve already chewed away the base of one of the internal “doors” so that I can stretch out when I lay…
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Big, Sharp, Pointy Teeth
I was hard at work this morning. Dad said that maybe I have “anger issues.” I don’t know what he’s talking about. It’s just normal bunny behavior! Dad always used to joke about me and my “big, sharp, pointy teeth.” I guess I showed him! Or… maybe I showed him too much? It’s OK dad,…
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Oops
The other day, Gus and I got up on the couch. Dad found us a few minutes later. He wasn’t very happy. I don’t know why… but… the remote buttons look soooooo tasty! I just couldn’t help myself! They’re chewy – like “rabbit bubblegum!” Dad was not happy. Nor was mummy – who said now…
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Chewing Up the Rabbit Hole
Dad keeps taking photos of me while I’m at work in the box. He thinks he’s being clever. I sure showed him! -Betsy
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What?
So there I was, minding my own business in the cardboard tunnel dad set up (the “worm hole” as some call it), and suddenly there was movement and a bright flash. DAD!!! Can’t you see I’m busy here? Can’t a bun get some privacy to rip cardboard in peace? Geez. -Betsy
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No Treats = Bunny Abuse
This weekend, we escaped (again). Dad wasn’t very happy, so he didn’t give us treats. I submit that depriving rabbits of their rightful morning treats is tantamount to “bunny abuse.” Unfortunately, every time we escape, dad finds a way to stop us from getting out that way again. Eventually we’re going to run out of…