Betsy went on a rampage this morning.
Listen, dad, even though I’m sitting here in the middle of it, I swear to you – it wasn’t me, it was Betsy! Just look at her!
Darn you, Betsy – you’re trying to frame me!
I… um… got a little over-zealous this morning and, er, may have tipped some things over.
What? I was having fun chewing and I just got carried away! I can’t help it that I’m so strong!
Just look at Gus, playing the innocent bun… but I know he’s done far worse in his day!