Don’t tell her, but Betsy is my favorite pillow.
Shhhh.
-Gus
Apparently dad and mum went away to Australia for the past month. I guess we didn’t notice, since the meals kept arriving on time and treats continued to be dispensed. Oh well.
When dad got back though, he showed us some pictures he took. Apparently he thinks it’s funny to tease us.
Well, it’s NOT.
Just to be extra-super-annoying, dad took another picture with his hand so we could see just how amazingly huge these carrots were.
This time dad took lots of pictures of yummy veggies.
Y’know dad, sometimes I really don’t like you.
Are we done yet?
Good.
-Gus
Because honestly, who wouldn’t want to watch me sit and eat?
Oh yeah, and Gus might be in these videos somewhere too. I guess.
-Betsy
Hey dad, is dinner ready yet?
No, seriously, is dinner ready yet?
Hey, are you listening?
Stop looking at Gus and listen to me. IS. DINNER. READY. YET??
I’m not coming out until dinner is served.
Is that dinner?
I don’t think that’s dinner.
DINNER. NOW.
(Dinner was served immediately after this. There are no pictures because dad no longer had the will to hold his camera in my direction.)
-Betsy
Dad came by while I was lurking behind the chair in his office. I think he wanted to take a picture of me while I was sleeping, but we can’t let him do what he wants, now, can we?
So I came up to him. After all, maybe he had some treats?
You… DO have treats, right dad?
I disapprove of the lack of treats.
Ugh, what a waste of my time. Next time, you’d better have treats!
-Gus