Hey dad, is dinner ready yet?
No, seriously, is dinner ready yet?
Hey, are you listening?
Stop looking at Gus and listen to me. IS. DINNER. READY. YET??
I’m not coming out until dinner is served.
Is that dinner?
I don’t think that’s dinner.
(Dinner was served immediately after this. There are no pictures because dad no longer had the will to hold his camera in my direction.)