First stage – disapproval from a distance:
Second stage – indifference:
Third stage – annoyance:
Fourth and final stage – absolute disdain:
Warning: exposure to high intensity rabbit disapproval may be hazardous to your health, and may cause small electronic devices to spontaneously explode.
-Gus
Dad says there’s been some problems with his website recently (like yesterday) but that he’s working on it. Something about a bad plugin in WordPress filling up his disk quota with errors or something.
Whatever, dad. Isn’t it time for you to feed me, anyway?
-Gus
The other day dad reminded me of a story from when I was a young, little bunny.
When I first came to live with mum & dad, they tried very hard to make sure I was OK with all the strange noises that were around where they lived.
One night, there was a thunderstorm – it was the first thunderstorm since I’d come to live with mum & dad. Dad wasn’t sure I’d know what lightning and thunder was, and thought it might scare me (it did end up getting quite close, so it was really loud). So dad stayed up with me that night, talking to me until the thunderstorm was gone.
Of course, he didn’t have to do this – I’m a smart bunny and I know that you’re safe when you’re in a house. I was totally relaxed the entire time.
Of course it was nice of dad to stay up. But now he knows that thunder and lightning really doesn’t bother me – or Betsy, for that matter. Though dad still does stay up late with us sometimes – he’s just weird like that. (He can stay up as late as he likes – as long as he’s up on time for treats in the morning!!!)
-Gus
Dad says that someone’s told him that they’re having trouble when leaving our website. Being a particularly weird sort of human, he takes those sorts of problems seriously.
If it was me, I’d say just nibble the cords on your computer until the problem goes away. I hear Betsy is available for this sort of work, if you need help.
You may also want to try having a rabbit sit near your computer and disapprove of it. I’m sure the concentrated disapproval will scare your computer into behaving correctly.
Dad says if you have problems with our website you can get in touch with him here.
OK dad, now I did your silly announcement – now give me a treat!!
-Gus
Last night, my mummy came home with DANDELION GREENS!!! MY FAVORITE!!!
Dad said he’s tried to find them for us, but that they’ve been hard to find lately – whatever, dad. Mum found them. That makes mum 100x better than you.
I love dandelion greens… YUM!
-Betsy
Gus is such a softie – he’s always trying to snuggle up to me.
But… maybe he just wants to increase his chances of getting groomed?
Maybe… ahh who knows. I just want to make sure dad gets my good side!
-Betsy
It’s not so bad; you can hide behind it really easily.
Just don’t tell dad – I want him to think we still disapprove of it!
-Gus
Gus really doesn’t like the smell of human food – especially when mum & dad fry anything. ICK!
But mum has started writing about her food, and she seems to like it. But it’s not for me – not for bunnies at all, I’d say – but still, it’s my mum (I love my mummy) so if you are a human or like human food, see what my mum has to say about it here. (Be nice to her, she’s new to this stuff – not an expert blogger like me!!)
-Betsy
I don’t know why dad thought this was so unusual!
-Gus
Hoppy New Year everybun!
Dad clapped when the clock rolled over to midnight and startled me & Betsy, but then I remembered that it’s the new year thing, so I didn’t mind. Much.
Hope everybun has a great year with lots of treats!!
-Gus