Although I am still miffed to learn that rabbits do not have a vote in this upcoming election-thingy, I thought I would take a moment to remind everyone who CAN vote who they should vote for:
That’s right. You know what you have to do – wait, what? He’s not on the ballot??? This is clearly a human conspiracy to deny us rabbits our inalianable rights to vote and disapprove!!!
OK, so new plan: everyone just write in Mr. Pinkerton. If you don’t, I may just have to disapprove of you.
-Gus
Mr. Pinkerton is definitely MY write-in. (Don’t tell, but Cadbury has been promised a Cabinet position if Pinkerton wins!)
My human says she would rather vote for him than who is running. If she gets one more political phone call she has threatened to scream!
We do not get to vote in this country, but my mum would be voting for Mr. Pinkerton too, because he looks like Hugo and Gus!
He’s got my vote!
Mr. Pinkerton it is! He can’t be worse than what we currently have!
OK Everybunn … on the count of three … 1 2 3 VOTE PINKERTON FOR PRESIDENT!
There ….
If I could vote in your upcoming election, Mr Pinkerton looks just like the right candidate!
VOTE VOTE VOTE!!
Aw, jeez, Mr. Pinkerton didn’t win after all….. And we tried so hard! Maybe next term. Hmmm… can he go for senate or even a state office in the meantime?
Will any write-ins for Mr. Pinkerton be counted and announced?
Keith, you have an award to pick up at bunny.nu!
It’s OK. There’s always been a secret rabbit cabal behind all the world’s leaders; Mr. Pinkerton was just our attempt at coming out from the shadows and into the open.