Pondering Poop

Are you thinking about getting a bunny rabbit because it’s Easter? If so, then let me ask you a question: do you have any idea how much a bunny poops?

Because we poop a lot. If you are not OK with cleaning our litter box (and yes, it should be a litter box and not some crummy cage with a wire floor that hurts our feet) every day for the next 10 years, then maybe stick with chocolate bunnies instead.


Annual Easter Reminder

Every Easter, I like to remind people of an important fact that often gets overlooked this time of year – namely, that bunnies are not toys, and should not be given like toys at Easter.

gus - bunnies aren't toys

This is something that’s a bit personal to me, since I was given to some kids for Easter, who later abandoned me in a parking lot. Fortunately for me, mum saw this happen and rescued me – but every year there are many, many more of my bunny brethren who aren’t so lucky.

Which is why I go to such great lengths to remind people that giving a real, live bunny rabbit as a toy or gift is probably not the best idea.

betsy - you're not thinking of giving a real bunny

Of course, if you asked dad, he’d also mention all the “work” that he supposedly has to do, and how vet bills can add up, and how so on and so forth. And I’m sure mum would also mention something about chewing & furniture, but I wouldn’t know anything about that (that’s Betsy’s specialty).

betsy - not just a pretty face

But whichever way you look at it, a bunny is a living animal, not a toy, and we aren’t temporary, either – we can live for 10 years (I’ve just passed my 8th birthday).

So if you’re thinking about getting a bunny for Easter, please think twice about it. So many people aren’t prepared for what taking care of a grown rabbit means – and if you’re not prepared, I would beg you not to get a live rabbit at all – instead, stick with the chocolate kind.

And if you do decide that you’re ready to bring a bunny into your life, perhaps consider adopting one instead? You’d be saving the life of a bunny who’s probably been abandoned – maybe even another Easter bunny, like me.


gus portrait

Rabbit Awareness Week

Apparently it’s Rabbit Awareness Week over in the UK, and while we don’t live there, we do have lots of bunny friends “across the pond,” and we always like an opportunity to increase people’s awareness of rabbits, so here goes.

Common Misconceptions about Rabbits

Rabbits are not as common a pet as cats and dogs (I have no idea why this is, but anyway…) and because of this, there is a lot of misinformation out there. That’s not to say that people don’t know things about rabbits, it’s just that the things they know are often completely wrong.

Rabbits eat nothing but carrots: I blame cartoons for this one. Rabbits eating carrots is like dogs chewing bones or mice eating cheese; yeah, sure, it might be something they like, but it’s not actually what they should be eating for every single meal. In cartoons, kids are almost always eating candy or ice cream, but in real life you wouldn’t feed a child nothing but candy and ice cream, would you? In other words, don’t use what you’ve seen in cartoons as an authoritative source for how you should care for a rabbit – or any other animal, for that matter!

Rabbits need to live in a hutch with a wire floor: This is horribly false, and comes about from people raising rabbits for food and thus not caring about their comfort and wanting to make cleaning up as easy as possible (thus maximizing the work/food ratio). Wire floors don’t work for rabbits, since we don’t have pads on our feet (just fur). If it wouldn’t be comfortable for your feet, it won’t be comfortable for a rabbit’s feet. As for the “clean up” aspect, rabbits are easily litter-box trained (like a cat) so there’s no excuse (except laziness) for not giving a rabbit a solid floor and a nice clean litter-box.

Rabbits should be picked up by the scruff of the neck: I hate this one, and I really don’t know where people get this silly idea. What other animal do you always pick up by the scruff of its neck, anyway? Maybe kittens, when they are small, but still… we’re not kittens! And that goes doubly for when we’re grown up! Just… don’t do this! Pick up a rabbit carefully, supporting the whole body and especially the back feet. (Or better yet, don’t pick us up at all – we don’t particularly enjoy it. Well, at least I don’t!)

All rabbits love to snuggle and cuddle: This one is only wrong when you say “all rabbits.” Rabbits all have different personalities, and some of us enjoy cuddling, and some of us don’t. But even if we do like cuddling, be careful – we’re still (relatively) small animals and you are very much bigger than we are and you can hurt us by accident (children especially can make this terrible mistake).

Rabbits just need to be fed pellets and water: A lot of the misconceptions regarding rabbits seem to involve food. This one again comes from people raising rabbits as food. Pellets were originally developed to help rabbits grow big & fat quickly so they could be eaten. If you’re keeping a rabbit as a pet you don’t want to feed your rabbit pellets… at least, not all the time. Pellets are better these days and they do have vitamins and stuff, so a little bit here and there is OK, but I’d say they should make up less than a quarter of your rabbit’s diet.

Rabbits don’t live very long: This is a big misunderstanding that a lot of people learn about the hard way. The typical lifespan of an indoor, healthy house rabbit is about 8 or 10 years (plus or minus a few years either way depending on breed, size, etc.). The worst thing that can happen when people find out about this longer lifespan is that they get tired of the rabbit after a few years, and just try to dump it somewhere. There are precious few shelters for rabbits (not as popular as dogs and cats, remember?) and you can’t just let a domesticated rabbit go in the woods – the word “domesticated” isn’t there just because it sounds cool. If you’re not prepared to care for a rabbit for it’s whole life, maybe you shouldn’t get a rabbit in the first place.

Rabbits can be released into the wild and survive: wrong, wrong, wrong. I mean, just look at me:

gus flopped by my office door Do you think I could survive in the wild? I’d stick out like a sore thumb!! Plus, I am used to my food being brought to me twice daily in a nice, convenient bowl. What is this “foraging” thing you speak of? Like most domesticated rabbits, I would not stand a chance out in the wild without my bunny slave to take care of me.

Ways Rabbits are like Cats

When dad needs a quick analogy for what a house rabbit is like to live with, he often says that we’re like “vegetarian cats.” This is a decent enough analogy:

  • Can be easily litter-box trained
  • Sleep/nap all the time
  • Self-grooming (no baths required)
  • Somewhat independent
  • Can destroy your furniture with claws/teeth (but unlike cats, we can’t be “de-clawed”)

Ways Rabbits are like Dogs

OK, we’re not very much like dogs, but we do share a few common traits:

  • Social animals (need either frequent attention from you, or a companion animal to keep us company)
  • Need frequent exercise (though you can’t take us for a walk like a dog, we do need to run around – we can’t live cooped up in a cage/box all the time)
  • Like to chew things – although as rabbits, we prefer wood/cardboard/paper/etc. to chew on instead of bones or rubber toys!

Ways Rabbits are like Horses

This one surprises a lot of people, but we have some traits in common with horses as well. Interestingly, a lot more people seem to understand the needs of horses better than that of rabbits!

  • Can “go off our feed” – like a horse, if we stop eating, that’s a Very Bad Thing and we need to see a vet right away.
  • Eats lots and lots of hay – we basically need fresh hay available to us 24/7.

Ways Rabbits are Totally Different from Cats and Dogs

Even though we share some similarities to cats and dogs (as far as what it’s like to live with us as pets), we are very different animals:

  • Prey species: cats and dogs are predators. We are prey. This makes us very nervous and explains why we like to hide and don’t like being picked up or startled.
  • Vegetarian: it goes without saying, but we don’t eat meat. We eat vegetables – dark green leafy vegetables. And lots of hay.
  • Considered an “exotic” pet by most vets: unfortunately this means your vet bills are going to be higher. Be prepared for it.
  • Teeth grow constantly: this is part of the reason why we need to chew on things constantly. Give us stuff to chew on or we’ll find stuff to chew on. Or, if we aren’t allowed to chew on anything, eventually we won’t be able to eat and you’ll end up with a very big vet/dentist bill.

Get More Information about Rabbits from the House Rabbit Society

I hope I’ve helped raise your awareness of what it’s like to own and live with a rabbit – at least a little bit. Or, if you already knew this stuff, I hope you can pass it on to someone who doesn’t!

If you want more information (and if you are thinking of living with a rabbit, you absolutely should get more information – I’ve only scratched the surface here), check out the House Rabbit Society or your local house rabbit organization.

You can also read our bunny blog or one of the many other bunny blogs out there (some are linked on the right side of this page) to get a feel for what it’s like to share your house with a rabbit.

gus - bored by the stairs

OK, that is all. Leave treats on the floor, and no touching please.


p.s. feel free to leave your own little tidbits about rabbit awareness in the comments if you’d like!

Easter Reminder: Bunnies are not Toys

It’s almost Easter again, which is traditionally the time of year I try to remind people that Bunnies are not Toys. We are real, living creatures that need love, care, and attention – and not just for a little while when we’re small and cute.

Yet some people still insist on giving baby bunnies as gifts to children, just because it’s Easter.

Well, I think you know what I have to say about that:

Gus Says: Bunnies aren't toys, so don't give them as gifts for Easter

You wouldn’t give someone a cat or a dog as an Easter gift, so why would you give a rabbit?

I was “given” as a gift for Easter and then abandoned when the people I was given to got tired of caring for me (just shortly after Easter). I don’t want to see that happen to anybun again, which is why I keep bringing up this subject ever year.

Instead of giving a live rabbit, people should just stick to chocolate ones, or stuffed toys. That’ll make Easter a happier time for everyone.


Betsy Says

Gus is usually the one who goes on and on about Easter, but it turns out I can be quite effective at getting the message across, too!

betsy says: stick with chocolate bunnies this Easter

This just makes you want to do what I say, right?


Bunny PSA

I don’t really know what dad is trying to insinuate with this picture…

stick with chocolate bunnies this Easter - your furniture will thank you

…but I approve of the overall message.