Category: Bunny Life
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Eating
Dad says I eat my carrots “weird.” He says I should hold them in front of me, and that eating them when they are on my side like this “must be awkward.” Somehow, I think no matter how I eat my carrot I’d still end up with a bright orange paw. But honestly, who has…
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My Work Here is Done
Another mess created, another human annoyed, another bunny satisfied – my work here is done. -Gus
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Look What I Have to put up With
The other night, I was just trying to relax, but Betsy was flipping the little hay basket thing around… and this is what happened: Actually, when it first landed it was pretty much on the middle of my bum – in the time it took dad to run and get the camera, it slid off…
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The Stages of Disapproval
First stage – disapproval from a distance: Second stage – indifference: Third stage – annoyance: Fourth and final stage – absolute disdain: Warning: exposure to high intensity rabbit disapproval may be hazardous to your health, and may cause small electronic devices to spontaneously explode. -Gus
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Digging in the Tubes
Dad says there’s been some problems with his website recently (like yesterday) but that he’s working on it. Something about a bad plugin in WordPress filling up his disk quota with errors or something. Whatever, dad. Isn’t it time for you to feed me, anyway? -Gus
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A Story from my Youth
The other day dad reminded me of a story from when I was a young, little bunny. When I first came to live with mum & dad, they tried very hard to make sure I was OK with all the strange noises that were around where they lived. One night, there was a thunderstorm –…
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A Message From Dad
Dad says that someone’s told him that they’re having trouble when leaving our website. Being a particularly weird sort of human, he takes those sorts of problems seriously. If it was me, I’d say just nibble the cords on your computer until the problem goes away. I hear Betsy is available for this sort of…
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I Love My Mummy!!!
Last night, my mummy came home with DANDELION GREENS!!! MY FAVORITE!!! Dad said he’s tried to find them for us, but that they’ve been hard to find lately – whatever, dad. Mum found them. That makes mum 100x better than you. I love dandelion greens… YUM! -Betsy
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Snuggles
Gus is such a softie – he’s always trying to snuggle up to me. But… maybe he just wants to increase his chances of getting groomed? Maybe… ahh who knows. I just want to make sure dad gets my good side! -Betsy
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I Guess We Like The New Chair
It’s not so bad; you can hide behind it really easily. Just don’t tell dad – I want him to think we still disapprove of it! -Gus