The other day dad came home with this HUGE head of lettuce. It was enormous – it was as big as I am!
Just look at the size of that thing!
You’d think it was some sort of mutant lettuce thing, but dad only buys organic lettuce, so I guess it was just… really, really big!
It is easily as big as I am.
Of course, Betsy and I could devour it in a single day if left to our own devices, as dad well knows.
That’s why I asked dad, “is this for me?”
Of course, he said “no” and that he was just taking pictures for comparison since it was such a big head of lettuce.
But it’s OK – I chinned the lettuce to mark it as mine so dad wouldn’t forget.
What a big head of lettuce!