• Set Phasers to “Disapprove”

    the look of disapproval

    If you want to avoid this fate next time, I suggest you leave more treats out.

    -Gus

    gus portrait

  • No More Treats?

    What do you mean, “no more treats?”

    more betsy glaring

    You’d better be joking, dad… for your sake.

    -Betsy

    betsy face closeup

  • The Importance of Good Grooming

    Grooming is very important – especially if you’re a bunny.

    gus doing some grooming

    You need to groom all the way down your sides.

    gus washing his foot

    And don’t forget to groom the bottom of your feet!

    gus napping under the dining room table

    Of course, after doing all that grooming it is perfectly acceptable to take a nap. Grooming is hard work, after all!

    -Gus

    gus portrait

  • Annual Easter Reminder

    Every Easter, I like to remind people of an important fact that often gets overlooked this time of year – namely, that bunnies are not toys, and should not be given like toys at Easter.

    gus - bunnies aren't toys

    This is something that’s a bit personal to me, since I was given to some kids for Easter, who later abandoned me in a parking lot. Fortunately for me, mum saw this happen and rescued me – but every year there are many, many more of my bunny brethren who aren’t so lucky.

    Which is why I go to such great lengths to remind people that giving a real, live bunny rabbit as a toy or gift is probably not the best idea.

    betsy - you're not thinking of giving a real bunny

    Of course, if you asked dad, he’d also mention all the “work” that he supposedly has to do, and how vet bills can add up, and how so on and so forth. And I’m sure mum would also mention something about chewing & furniture, but I wouldn’t know anything about that (that’s Betsy’s specialty).

    betsy - not just a pretty face

    But whichever way you look at it, a bunny is a living animal, not a toy, and we aren’t temporary, either – we can live for 10 years (I’ve just passed my 8th birthday).

    So if you’re thinking about getting a bunny for Easter, please think twice about it. So many people aren’t prepared for what taking care of a grown rabbit means – and if you’re not prepared, I would beg you not to get a live rabbit at all – instead, stick with the chocolate kind.

    And if you do decide that you’re ready to bring a bunny into your life, perhaps consider adopting one instead? You’d be saving the life of a bunny who’s probably been abandoned – maybe even another Easter bunny, like me.

    -Gus

    gus portrait

  • Nothing To See Here

    There is absolutely nothing to see here, and the bunny in this picture is not at all up to anything bad, nor is she thinking about chewing the carpet, the legs of your chairs, or anything else.

    identity obscured for your protection

    Also we have obscured the identity of this bunny so you have no idea who it is.

    NO IDEA.

    NOPE.

    NONE.

    Any resemblance to any other bunny in this household is purely coincidental.

    -Betsy

    betsy face closeup

  • Just Checking…

    Oh, hi dad…

    OH HAI DAD

    Don’t mind me – I’m just checking to make sure your pants aren’t secretly made of treats.

    (It turns out they weren’t – but I’m glad I checked.)

    -Gus

    gus portrait

  • The Things I Put Up With

    It’s a tough life, being me. You wouldn’t believe the things I have to put up with.

    Like, for example, this:

    gus sleeping with betsy on his face

    There I was, just trying to take an after-dinner nap, and Betsy came along and sat on my face.

    gus flopped on his side (from above)

    *sigh* The things I put up with…

    -Gus

    gus portrait

  • Ms. Bunny Manners

    After eating a big meal (and scattering bits of it around the floor of course) it’s important to rest and relax, to allow time for digestion. This lets your host know that you found the meal… acceptable.

    bunnies lounging

    Needless to say, Gus and I are experts at this.

    -Betsy

    betsy face closeup

  • Eating Bunny-Style

    Sometimes I like to enjoy my dinner bunny-style.

    And by “bunny-style” I mean “pulling it out of the food bowl and onto the floor.”

    betsy nomming on parsley

    Dad doesn’t always appreciate this; but who cares what he thinks? (Not me!)

    -Betsy

    betsy face closeup

  • DON’T WAKE THE BUNNY

    Just a little advice that I’m passing along… when you see a bunny sleeping peacefully – like this:

    VERY sleepy gus

    DON’T WAKE HIM UP.

    gus - or, mr. grumpy bun

    OR ELSE.

    That is all.

    -Gus

    gus portrait