Category: Bunny Life
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Don’t Touch Me
I don’t care how cute I look – NO TOUCHING. On the other hand, if you were to, say, put out a few treats for me, I might relax that rule… for just a little while, though. Just sayin’. -Betsy
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Set Phasers to “Disapprove”
If you want to avoid this fate next time, I suggest you leave more treats out. -Gus
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No More Treats?
What do you mean, “no more treats?” You’d better be joking, dad… for your sake. -Betsy
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The Importance of Good Grooming
Grooming is very important – especially if you’re a bunny. You need to groom all the way down your sides. And don’t forget to groom the bottom of your feet! Of course, after doing all that grooming it is perfectly acceptable to take a nap. Grooming is hard work, after all! -Gus
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Annual Easter Reminder
Every Easter, I like to remind people of an important fact – bunnies are not toys, and should not be given as gifts or toys at Easter (no matter how cute).
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Nothing To See Here
There is absolutely nothing to see here, and the bunny in this picture is not at all up to anything bad, nor is she thinking about chewing the carpet, the legs of your chairs, or anything else. Also we have obscured the identity of this bunny so you have no idea who it is. NO…
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Just Checking…
Oh, hi dad… Don’t mind me – I’m just checking to make sure your pants aren’t secretly made of treats. (It turns out they weren’t – but I’m glad I checked.) -Gus
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The Things I Put Up With
It’s a tough life, being me. You wouldn’t believe the things I have to put up with. Like, for example, this: There I was, just trying to take an after-dinner nap, and Betsy came along and sat on my face. *sigh* The things I put up with… -Gus
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Ms. Bunny Manners
After eating a big meal (and scattering bits of it around the floor of course) it’s important to rest and relax, to allow time for digestion. This lets your host know that you found the meal… acceptable. Needless to say, Gus and I are experts at this. -Betsy
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Eating Bunny-Style
Sometimes I like to enjoy my dinner bunny-style. And by “bunny-style” I mean “pulling it out of the food bowl and onto the floor.” Dad doesn’t always appreciate this; but who cares what he thinks? (Not me!) -Betsy