What are you looking at, dad? I’m not up to anything. I’m just… sitting here. Enjoying the view. Yeah.
I’m not plotting the destruction of any of your furniture, and I’m certainly not thinking about nibbling on the carpet or the curtains. And it goes without saying that I absolutely would not be thinking of scratching at anything or trying to dig in anything with my paws.
So, you see dad, you can just put the camera down and relax.
Oh, and if you could also look the other way for a little bit, that would be great too.