Dad came out of his office today while I was busy being in charge of the whole house.
Dad didn’t understand why I was in the middle of the floor. I said, “why wouldn’t I be in the middle? Everything around me is mine, after all.”
Dad didn’t think this was amusing at all.
So I turned my back on him, to show him my disapproval.
“Oh, you’re still there?”
Then I got up on my hind legs to look around – y’know, because it’s important to keep an eye on every level of my domain – and then took off, leaving dad in the dust.
It’s a tough job, but somebunny’s gotta do it.