The Life and Times of Bunnies

Sometimes it’s helpful to plan out your day, especially when you know you’re going to be very busy.

• 2:30am - Try to break into bedroom
• 3:00am - Poop
• 3:28am - Super-secret Bunny Meeting
• 4:30am - Race Betsy around the dining room table
• 6:45am - Morning treats from mom
• 7:00am - Poop
• 7:15am - Check to see if the bedroom door is open
• 7:30am - Pester dad for more treats (usually doesn’t work, but gotta try)
• 7:45am - Wait outside the bathroom to remind dad that it’s breakfast time
• 7:50am - Breakfast with Betsy
• 8:30am - Nap under the chair
• 9:00am - Poop
• 9:15am - More poop
• 9:30am - Check to see if anyone left the door to the bedroom open
• 10:00am - Come into dad’s office and sit on his chair
• 10:15am - Eat cecal pellet in front of dad
• 10:30am - Chew loudly on cardboard “bunny fort” in dad’s office while he’s on the phone
• 11:00am - Get under the desk and nudge dad’s feet
• 11:15am - Check behind the office door
• 11:30am - Nap time on dad’s spare office chair
• 12:00pm - More nap time
• 12:30pm - Grooming
• 1:00pm - Still more nap time
• 2:00pm - Grooming
• 2:30pm - Switch positions with Betsy and nap some more
• 3:00pm - Sleep
• 4:00pm - Wake up and go out into the living room
• 4:01pm - Poop
• 4:30pm - More poop
• 5:00pm - Hang out in the corner of the living room
• 6:00pm - Go back into dad’s office for a bit
• 7:00pm - Come back out, see what everyone’s up to, say “hi” to mom and dad
• 8:00pm - Nap with Betsy
• 9:00pm - Dinnertime!
• 9:30pm - See if the bedroom door is open yet
• 10:00pm - Check over the entire house, making sure I’ve chinned everything
• 11:00pm - Poop
• 12:00am - Check the house again
• 1:00am - Try to break into the bedroom
• 1:30am - Free time, maybe sleep, maybe eat, maybe poop

Whew! I’ve got a busy day coming up… time to get started!

-Gus

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