{"id":959,"date":"2007-10-30T08:06:17","date_gmt":"2007-10-30T13:06:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2007\/10\/30\/climate-change\/"},"modified":"2012-01-28T16:49:56","modified_gmt":"2012-01-28T21:49:56","slug":"climate-change","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2007\/10\/30\/climate-change\/","title":{"rendered":"Climate Change??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently seasons are for sissies. Now we&#8217;re just going to alternate between really stinking hot (summer) and really stinking cold (winter). Those in-between seasons (spring and fall) can just hit the road, man.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/cold-october.png\" alt=\"Weather for October 30\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">This was my weather forecast this morning, courtesy <a href=\"http:\/\/forecastfox.mozdev.org\/\" title=\"ForecastFox\">ForecastFox<\/a>. Now, these aren&#8217;t <em>unusual<\/em> temperatures for the 30th of October. What&#8217;s <em>unusual<\/em> is the fact that until just the other day, it was very, very much warmer. Like, seriously!<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">To put this in perspective, I ran my air conditioners quite a bit this month. If that doesn&#8217;t seem somehow terribly wrong to you, read it again. It&#8217;s OCTOBER. I should not be running the A\/C in October. I shouldn&#8217;t have been running it in September, either, but I was. (Okay, maybe a little bit at the beginning of September.)<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">And then, just like that, it&#8217;s cold out. It literally went from &#8220;all the windows open and the fan running at night to keep it cool enough to sleep&#8221; weather to &#8220;close all the windows and there&#8217;s a frost warning.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">If anyone wants to argue with me about climate change, or try and tell me that this is somehow &#8220;normal,&#8221; go right ahead &#8211; the comments section is open. That sound you&#8217;ll hear after hitting &#8220;submit&#8221; will be <em>you getting laughed off the Internet<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">In case you think I&#8217;m being silly about all this, here&#8217;s some relevant posts from previous years:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2007\/10\/10\/holy-crap-its-autumn\/\">Holy Crap &#8211; It&#8217;s Autumn!<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2007\/03\/20\/timeline-of-weather\/\">Timeline of Weather<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2006\/12\/01\/seriously-mother-nature-wtf\/\">Seriously, Mother Nature, WTF<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2007\/04\/21\/holy-crap-its-spring-again\/\">Holy Crap &#8211; It&#8217;s Spring&#8230; again?<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2007\/03\/15\/weather\/\">Weather<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2007\/04\/12\/er-hello-mother-nature-anyone-home\/\">Er&#8230; Hello? Mother Nature? Anyone Home?<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2006\/04\/04\/holy-crap-snow\/\">Holy Crap &#8211; Snow!?<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2005\/06\/04\/shorts\/\">Shorts<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2005\/05\/24\/why-am-i-cold\/\">Why am I cold?<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2005\/03\/09\/poke-me-im-done\/\">Poke me &#8211; I&#8217;m done<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently seasons are for sissies. Now we&#8217;re just going to alternate between really stinking hot (summer) and really stinking cold (winter). 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