{"id":812,"date":"2006-11-06T10:01:38","date_gmt":"2006-11-06T15:01:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/?p=812"},"modified":"2009-06-11T18:52:37","modified_gmt":"2009-06-11T22:52:37","slug":"not-a-morning-person-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2006\/11\/06\/not-a-morning-person-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Not A Morning Person (Again)"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you remember my previous post<\/a> on this subject, I’ve said before how I am not a morning person, and provided examples of what happens when I try to function early in the morning.<\/p>\n

Well, just the other day I had another episode of “not being awake enough to function.” You see, I’m back to eating cereal again, and I opened the fridge to get the milk, but instead I grabbed my Brita pitcher and almost poured water onto my cereal. Ick! Luckily, I stopped myself in time.<\/p>\n

Just another example of how I don’t function well in the morning. To quote Garfield<\/a> (the cat, not the president<\/a>, nor the creator of Magic: The Gathering<\/em><\/a>), “I’d like mornings better if they started later.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Just the other day I had another episode of “not being awake enough to function.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pimUj-d6","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":452,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2005\/03\/12\/not-a-morning-person\/","url_meta":{"origin":812,"position":0},"title":"Not A Morning Person","author":"Keith Survell","date":"March 12, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"I am NOT a morning person. 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