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I guess this<\/a> is what Gus is doing during the day… KICKING ASS!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I guess this is what Gus is doing during the day… KICKING ASS!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[389,115],"class_list":["post-727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-stuff","tag-fun-stuff","tag-videos","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pimUj-bJ","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":676,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2005\/11\/13\/betsy-bunny\/","url_meta":{"origin":727,"position":0},"title":"Betsy Bunny","author":"Keith Survell","date":"November 13, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Betsy is very much the \"naughty\" bunny of the pair. 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