{"id":6023,"date":"2023-05-09T08:01:04","date_gmt":"2023-05-09T12:01:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/?p=6023"},"modified":"2023-05-09T08:01:06","modified_gmt":"2023-05-09T12:01:06","slug":"keith-isms-or-stuff-keith-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2023\/05\/09\/keith-isms-or-stuff-keith-says\/","title":{"rendered":"Keith-isms (or: Stuff Keith Says)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you talk with me long enough, you&#8217;ll start to notice that I use some odd turns of phrases. I&#8217;ve picked most of them up from media of some sort &#8211; sometimes books, sometimes movies or TV shows &#8211; but they aren&#8217;t the sort of phrases you commonly hear repeated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I started jotting down a few of these phrases, and figured I&#8217;d share them here. So, here are some &#8220;Keith-isms&#8221; &#8211; or, &#8220;stuff Keith says.&#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Well I&#8217;ll be bounced<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Holy Carp<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Christ on a Harley<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Fuck everything forever<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Oh bother<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>That&#8217;s not a good prize<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s always interesting to watch how people react when I say some of these &#8211; to see if they recognize it &#8211; but surprisingly often, people don&#8217;t seem to really react one way or the other. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In any case, that&#8217;s just a few of the odd phrases I use. If you have some of your own, or if you recognize some of the ones I use or where they come from, I&#8217;d be interested in hearing about it &#8211; feel free to leave a comment. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you talk with me long enough, you&#8217;ll start to notice that I use some odd turns of phrases. I&#8217;ve picked most of them up from media of some sort &#8211; sometimes books, sometimes movies or TV shows &#8211; but they aren&#8217;t the sort of phrases you commonly hear repeated. I started jotting down a&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2023\/05\/09\/keith-isms-or-stuff-keith-says\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Keith-isms (or: Stuff Keith Says)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[538,386,539],"class_list":["post-6023","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-keithisms","tag-personal","tag-sayings","entry"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pimUj-1z9","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":747,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2006\/05\/21\/unusual-phrases\/","url_meta":{"origin":6023,"position":0},"title":"Unusual Phrases","author":"Keith Survell","date":"May 21, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Apparently, some of the common phrases I use are not actually that common here in New England. 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It's pretty amusing... in a sick, twisted sort of way. Read with care!","rel":"","context":"In &quot;fun stuff&quot;","block_context":{"text":"fun stuff","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/fun-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":423,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2005\/02\/11\/lokitorrent-shut-down\/","url_meta":{"origin":6023,"position":4},"title":"LokiTorrent Shut Down","author":"Keith Survell","date":"February 11, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"This is the sort of dumb-ass, shit faced stuff that really ticks me off. What the FUCK does the MPAA thing it's doing (besides harassing people and totally exceeding the limits of their authority)?","rel":"","context":"In &quot;tech&quot;","block_context":{"text":"tech","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/technology\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1045,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2008\/02\/11\/programmer-humor\/","url_meta":{"origin":6023,"position":5},"title":"Programmer Humor","author":"Keith Survell","date":"February 11, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"From Painless Bug Tracking @ Joel on Software: If you don't specify what you expected to see, I may not understand why this is a bug. The splash screen has blood on it. So what? I cut my fingers when I was coding it. What did you expect? 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