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I guess I’m just a sucker for jokes that use both porn and RAID arrays in the punchline<\/a>. Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I guess I’m just a sucker for jokes that use both porn and RAID arrays in the punchline.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[391,46],"class_list":["post-539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-stuff","tag-comics","tag-humor","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pimUj-8H","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":900,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2007\/06\/20\/fae-quiz\/","url_meta":{"origin":539,"position":0},"title":"Fae Quiz","author":"Keith Survell","date":"June 20, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm a sucker for these \"what sort of X are you?\" quizes.","rel":"","context":"In "fun stuff"","block_context":{"text":"fun stuff","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/fun-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1384,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2008\/10\/20\/desktop-madness-vol-46\/","url_meta":{"origin":539,"position":1},"title":"Desktop Madness Vol. 46","author":"Keith Survell","date":"October 20, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm a sucker for airship related wallpapers - what can I say?","rel":"","context":"In "Wallpapers"","block_context":{"text":"Wallpapers","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/pictures\/wallpapers\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2008\/10\/sky-ships1-800x500.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2008\/10\/sky-ships1-800x500.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2008\/10\/sky-ships1-800x500.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":2762,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2009\/08\/16\/thoughts-on-extrasolar-planets\/","url_meta":{"origin":539,"position":2},"title":"Thoughts on Extrasolar Planets","author":"Keith Survell","date":"August 16, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Some thoughts about planets outside our own solar system.","rel":"","context":"In "My Opinion"","block_context":{"text":"My Opinion","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/personal\/my-opinion\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Earthlike_moon_extrasolar_gas_giant_small","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2009\/08\/Earthlike_moon_extrasolar_gas_giant_small.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1662,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2009\/01\/18\/driving-with-game-music\/","url_meta":{"origin":539,"position":3},"title":"Driving with Game Music","author":"Keith Survell","date":"January 18, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Suffice to say, I enjoy game music. 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