{"id":532,"date":"2005-06-08T10:03:43","date_gmt":"2005-06-08T14:03:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/?p=532"},"modified":"2009-04-12T20:21:01","modified_gmt":"2009-04-13T00:21:01","slug":"homeland-security-men-with-bloody-chainsaws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2005\/06\/08\/homeland-security-men-with-bloody-chainsaws\/","title":{"rendered":"Homeland Security & Men with Bloody Chainsaws"},"content":{"rendered":"

Via Instapundit.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Apparently someone carrying a bunch of weapons (swords, knives, and a bloody chainsaw) was let across the border (the weapons were confiscated, though – thank goodness! *\/sarcasm*).<\/p>\n

For the full story, be sure to follow the link through to here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Update: Actually, I’m guilty of not RTFA on this one. I suppose it’s a good thing that they let him through the border crossing – they said (and I’m paraphrasing here) “he’s a naturalized U.S. Citizen with no warrants, so we had to let him through.” Of course, given my previous post and the story of a teacher who was told that she had no constitutional rights because she had a knife in her baggage, one has to wonder…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Apparently someone carrying a bunch of weapons (swords, knives, and a bloody chainsaw) was let across the border (the weapons were confiscated, though – thank goodness!).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pimUj-8A","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":235,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2004\/09\/07\/canadian-continuum\/","url_meta":{"origin":532,"position":0},"title":"Canadian Continuum","author":"Keith Survell","date":"September 7, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Back from Canada! 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