{"id":530,"date":"2005-06-08T07:58:18","date_gmt":"2005-06-08T11:58:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/?p=530"},"modified":"2009-04-12T20:20:13","modified_gmt":"2009-04-13T00:20:13","slug":"dating-an-apple-developer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2005\/06\/08\/dating-an-apple-developer\/","title":{"rendered":"Dating an Apple Developer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.emilyhambidge.com\/blog\/emily\/66\/\">A Serendipitous Intention \u00bb Dating an Apple Developer<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not an Apple developer, but the point still stands. An amusing read; and if you&#8217;re a developer (or if you&#8217;ve dated one before) you might even catch yourself laughing at some of the &#8220;pearls&#8221; of wisdom. 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