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Windows Nearly Ready For Desktop Use<\/a><\/p>\n

Oh geez, I nearly laughed myself to death. Be sure to read this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oh geez, I nearly laughed myself to death. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7,5],"tags":[85,46,62,66],"class_list":["post-527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-stuff","category-technology","tag-geek","tag-humor","tag-microsoft","tag-slashdot","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pimUj-8v","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":513,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2005\/06\/01\/stop-beaming-rays-at-my-head\/","url_meta":{"origin":527,"position":0},"title":"Stop beaming rays at my head!","author":"Keith Survell","date":"June 1, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Oh geez, I laughed so hard when I read this that I think I sprained something.","rel":"","context":"In "fun stuff"","block_context":{"text":"fun stuff","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/fun-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3390,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2011\/03\/26\/some-completely-pointless-benchmarks\/","url_meta":{"origin":527,"position":1},"title":"Some Completely Pointless Benchmarks","author":"Keith Survell","date":"March 26, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Just for fun, I timed how long it takes to start up my desktop computer and my netbook. 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