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I challenge anyone to say with a straight face that this lawsuit<\/a> was “never about money but was meant to publicize hazards of such ‘idiotic’ games.”<\/p>\n

A $2 million settlement for kids being kids<\/em>, and a teacher not being there for a moment.<\/p>\n

I guess we want <\/em>our kids to be under 24-hour a day surveillance – and not just for their own safety, either. It’s also to get them used to life when they grow up, when everyone <\/em>is under 24-hour a day surveillance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A $2 million settlement for kids being kids, and a teacher not being there for just one moment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pimUj-8t","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":892,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2007\/06\/02\/video-games-make-kids-violent\/","url_meta":{"origin":525,"position":0},"title":"Video Games make kids Violent?","author":"Keith Survell","date":"June 2, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"I mean, we've known for years that video games teach kids to kill. 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