*(with apologies to Food Network)<\/p>\n
Sitting on the porch, sipping margaritas from my funky cactus-shaped glasses, grilling up dinner in the fading light & warm breeze…<\/p>\n
Man, it’s been too long.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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