{"id":513,"date":"2005-06-01T10:05:24","date_gmt":"2005-06-01T14:05:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/?p=513"},"modified":"2009-04-12T20:14:58","modified_gmt":"2009-04-13T00:14:58","slug":"stop-beaming-rays-at-my-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2005\/06\/01\/stop-beaming-rays-at-my-head\/","title":{"rendered":"Stop beaming rays at my head!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.overlawyered.com\/archives\/002378.html\">Overlawyered: &#8220;Stop beaming rays at my head&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh geez, I laughed so hard when I read this that I think I sprained something. 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