{"id":476,"date":"2005-04-03T21:38:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-04T01:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/?p=476"},"modified":"2009-04-12T19:56:45","modified_gmt":"2009-04-12T23:56:45","slug":"logic-vs-religion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2005\/04\/03\/logic-vs-religion\/","title":{"rendered":"Logic vs. Religion"},"content":{"rendered":"

I found this here<\/a>, but it originally came from here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

It is insanely amusing. It’s a chat log between two people. Just… read it. You can’t argue with logic! (I’ve cleaned up the formatting a bit to make it more readable to people not familiar with chat logs.)<\/p>\n

whoa i just had a strang conversation and now im lost i was talking to ashley when i got this these posts (real sorry about the length)
\nThe Necrowizard: HAIL THE NECROWIZARD, CRUSHER OF CHRIST!
\nshslions50: what is that supposed to mean
\nThe Necrowizard: IT IS A COMMAND, HAIL THE NECROWIZARD IN ALL HIS GLORY
\nshslions50: no im ok
\nThe Necrowizard: CHRIST IS WEAK AND EASILY CRUSHED.
\nshslions50: really and you met him
\nThe Necrowizard: NO, BECAUSE HE WAS ALREADY DESTROYED BY THE JEWISH PEOPLE
\nshslions50: and about 72 hours later he came back good as new
\nThe Necrowizard: OH, WAS THAT WRITTEN IN YOUR SILLY BOOK?
\nshslions50: hey i didnt call you names that hurts me that you would call my religion silly
\nThe Necrowizard: BECAUSE IT IS A RELIGION OF SUFFERING, WEAKNESS, YET WAR AND PESTILENCE.
\nThe Necrowizard: AND OF COURSE PETTY INSULTS.
\nThe Necrowizard:
\nBehold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces.
\n-Malachi 2:3
\nshslions50: nice
\nThe Necrowizard:
\nNow therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that hath not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
\n-Numbers 31:17-18
\nThe Necrowizard: MURDER, MASSACRES, WOMEN AS OBJECTS.
\nThe Necrowizard: SATAN WOULD BE PROUD.
\nshslions50: hahahahahhahahahaahahaahhaha you gotta be the funnyest guy ive ever met
\nThe Necrowizard: WHY STOP THERE OF COURSE CHRISTIANITY IS A RELIGION OF PEACE
\nThe Necrowizard:
\nHappy shall he be, that hath taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
\n-Pslams 137:9
\nshslions50: your obviously well read
\nshslions50: i aplaude you
\nThe Necrowizard: I HOPE YOU HAD NO UNFORTUNATE GOAT ACCIDENTS.
\nThe Necrowizard:
\nHe that is wounded in the stones (testicles), or hath his privy member (penis) cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
\n-Deuteronomy 23:1
\nThe Necrowizard: MAYBE THIS IS A CATHOLIC THING I DO NOT KNOW THE ANSWER.
\nThe Necrowizard: IT MUST BE BECAUSE
\nThe Necrowizard:
\nIt is good for a man not to touch a woman.
\n– I Corinthians 7:1
\nshslions50: does it make you feel stronger to post in caps?
\nThe Necrowizard: SOMETIMES YES
\nThe Necrowizard: PRETEND IT IS A BOOMING VOICE
\nshslions50: nah i jsut see a neglected little person trying to get back at any scapegoat he can find
\nThe Necrowizard: Argue with the Bible I dare you.
\nThe Necrowizard:
\nI have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved.
\n-Genesis 32:30
\nNo man hath seen God at any time.
\n-John 1:18
\nAnd I (God) will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts; but my face shall not be seen.
\n-Exodus 33:23
\nshslions50: tell me why is your name necrowizard??
\nThe Necrowizard: BECAUSE I AM THE NECROWIZARD CRUSHER OF THE CHRIST.
\nThe Necrowizard:
\nThe son shall not bear the iniquity of the father.
\n-Ezekiel 18:20
\n…I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation…
\n-Exodus 20:5
\nshslions50: oh but wait you said it was the jews that crushed christ
\nThe Necrowizard: MAYBE I AM A JEW WHAT ARE YOU ANTI-SEMETIC?
\nshslions50: but wait it only says that in my silly book so maybe thats not true either
\nThe Necrowizard:
\n…God cannot be tempted wth evil, neither tempteth he any man.
\n-James 1:13
\nAnd it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham.
\n-Genesis 22:1
\nThe Necrowizard: I CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER RELIGIOUS HYPOCRISY
\nThe Necrowizard: WAIT, WHATS THAT? OH YES
\nThe Necrowizard:
\n…for I am merciful, saith the Lord, and I will not keep anger forever.
\n-Jeremiah 3:12
\nYe have kindled a fire in mine (God’s) anger, which shall burn forever.
\n-Jeremiah 17:4
\nshslions50: you say my book is silly but then you cite it that doesnt make much sense now does it
\nThe Necrowizard: IT IS PROOF OF SILLINESS.
\nThe Necrowizard:
\nI am one that bear witness of myself…
\n-John 8:18 (J.C. speaking)
\nIF I bear witness os myself, my witness is not true.
\n-John 5:31 (J.C. speaking)
\nThe Necrowizard: THIS EXPLAINS A LOT.
\nThe Necrowizard:
\nThink not that I (J.C.) am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
\n-Matthew 10:34
\n…and they that take the sword shall perish with the sword.
\n-Matthew 26:52
\nThe Necrowizard:
\nI and my father are one.
\n-John 10:30 (J.C. speaking)
\nI go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I.
\n-John 14:28 (J.C. speaking)
\nThe Necrowizard: PREPARED TO DISREGARD YOUR SILLY CULT?
\nshslions50: nope
\nshslions50: tell me why is my silly cult the largest religion in the world
\nThe Necrowizard: WAR, DESTRUCTION, THREATS OF DEATH.
\nThe Necrowizard: SPREAD BY IMPERIALISM.
\nshslions50: well you know the diffrence between you and me
\nThe Necrowizard: Do tell.
\nshslions50: you show up insult me then attempt destroy a 2000 year old religion. its sad really
\nThe Necrowizard: The Egyptian religion was over 3000 years old.
\nThe Necrowizard: Age means little.
\nshslions50: nothing you say will ever change my mind and nothing i say will change your
\nshslions50: so this whole thing is pointless
\nshslions50: your waisting your time
\nThe Necrowizard: Yes while I have logic and reason on my side, I can even show how fallable your book is.
\nshslions50: but im a stubborn fool so it wont phase
\nThe Necrowizard: I must go.
\nshslions50: yes run
\nshslions50: flee
\nshslions50: but if you dont get help from god you will spend the rest of your life looking for something that will dissapear right before you get it
\nThe Necrowizard: if only i could look in a book that proves itself wrong several times.
\nThe Necrowizard: goodbye silly christian
\nshslions50: its symbolism
\nshslions50: to understand you must ask for wisdom from god
\nThe Necrowizard: symbolism yes, old christian excuse when a particular part is shown for the feces it is.
\nThe Necrowizard is away at 6:57:22 PM.
\nshslions50: and all you have shown me today is that i need to ask god for that wisdom<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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