{"id":465,"date":"2005-04-28T16:09:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-28T20:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/?p=465"},"modified":"2009-04-12T20:01:18","modified_gmt":"2009-04-13T00:01:18","slug":"the-darth-side-memoirs-of-a-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2005\/04\/28\/the-darth-side-memoirs-of-a-monster\/","title":{"rendered":"The Darth Side: Memoirs of a Monster"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Darth Side: Memoirs of a Monster<\/a><\/p>\n

Darth Vader’s blog. What more do I need to say? (Oh – be sure to read the comments, too!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Darth Vader’s blog. What more do I need to say? 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