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The Darth Side: Memoirs of a Monster<\/a><\/p>\n

Darth Vader’s blog. What more do I need to say? (Oh – be sure to read the comments, too!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Darth Vader’s blog. What more do I need to say? 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