{"id":452,"date":"2005-03-12T10:05:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-12T14:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/?p=452"},"modified":"2009-04-12T19:50:21","modified_gmt":"2009-04-12T23:50:21","slug":"not-a-morning-person","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2005\/03\/12\/not-a-morning-person\/","title":{"rendered":"Not A Morning Person"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">NOT <\/span>a morning person. <\/p>\n<p>A few days ago, while taking my shower in the morning (thank goodness there was hot water), I washed my hair, stood for a while under the water, and then reached for the body wash. Being a half-awake zombie (as I am in the morning) I then proceeded to pour the body wash into my hand and put it on my head. Then I realized what I was doing.<\/p>\n<p>Oops.<\/p>\n<p>This is like when I used to eat cereal for breakfast, along with orange juice. At least twice I&#8217;ve poured the orange juice on my cereal, instead of the milk. D&#8217;oh! Now I eat a bagel instead, which has less opportnity for error (though I have forgotten to turn on the &#8220;bagel&#8221; setting on the toaster; leaving this off makes the toaster use both sides of the heating element, thus burning my bagel). <\/p>\n<p>&#8230;And <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">that&#8217;s<\/span> why I&#8217;m not a morning person.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am NOT a morning person. 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