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Northbridge Police Department<\/a><\/p>\n

I’m so embarrased. I used to live on the border of Northbridge. <\/p>\n

Oh dear god, there’s BLINKING TEXT on the page… my eyes! <\/p>\n

A quick peek at the source code has 2 effects:<\/p>\n

1. I learned that the site was created with Microsoft FrontPage 4.0
\n
2. Blood started bursting out of my eye sockets.<\/p>\n

I’m going to have to walk myself to the hospital for this one, folks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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