{"id":3827,"date":"2012-02-14T16:47:28","date_gmt":"2012-02-14T21:47:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/?p=3827"},"modified":"2012-02-14T16:47:28","modified_gmt":"2012-02-14T21:47:28","slug":"desktop-madness-vol-98","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2012\/02\/14\/desktop-madness-vol-98\/","title":{"rendered":"Desktop Madness Vol. 98"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;d never posted this one before.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2012\/02\/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-all-my-base-are-belong-to-you.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3828\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2012\/02\/14\/desktop-madness-vol-98\/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-all-my-base-are-belong-to-you\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2012\/02\/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-all-my-base-are-belong-to-you.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1920,1200\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"roses are red, violets are blue, all my base are belong to you\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2012\/02\/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-all-my-base-are-belong-to-you-800x500.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3828\" title=\"roses are red, violets are blue, all my base are belong to you\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2012\/02\/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-all-my-base-are-belong-to-you-800x500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"387\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-all-my-base-are-belong-to-you-800x500.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-all-my-base-are-belong-to-you-300x187.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-all-my-base-are-belong-to-you.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day, Internet&#8230; may your memes never fade!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Roses are #F0000, Violets are #0000F &#8230; you know the rest. 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