The other day I was trying to come up with some slogans for New Jersey, since everyone seems to have a bad opinion of the place.<\/p>\n
Though I’m not sure if these slogans will help New Jersey’s reputation very much!<\/p>\n
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A few tongue-in-cheek slogans to make people appreciate New Jersey a bit more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[46,18],"class_list":["post-3397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-stuff","tag-humor","tag-new-jersey","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pimUj-SN","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3405,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2011\/05\/02\/bin-ladens-dead-now-what\/","url_meta":{"origin":3397,"position":0},"title":"Bin Laden’s Dead – Now What?","author":"Keith Survell","date":"May 2, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Now that Osama Bin Laden is dead, what do we do next?","rel":"","context":"In "politics"","block_context":{"text":"politics","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/politics\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":913,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2007\/09\/15\/the-fundamental-difference-between-new-jersey-and-massachusetts-drivers\/","url_meta":{"origin":3397,"position":1},"title":"The Fundamental Difference Between New Jersey and Massachusetts Drivers","author":"Keith Survell","date":"September 15, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"I've finally figured it out - the fundamental difference between Massachusetts drivers (of which I am, sadly, one) and New Jersey drivers.","rel":"","context":"In "Rants"","block_context":{"text":"Rants","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/rants\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":915,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2007\/09\/24\/new-jersey-wildlife\/","url_meta":{"origin":3397,"position":2},"title":"New Jersey Wildlife","author":"Keith Survell","date":"September 24, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"I swear, I've seen more wildlife since coming to NJ than I ever saw back in MA.","rel":"","context":"In "My Life"","block_context":{"text":"My Life","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/personal\/my-life\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":799,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2006\/09\/16\/on-the-road-new-jersey\/","url_meta":{"origin":3397,"position":3},"title":"On the Road: New Jersey","author":"Keith Survell","date":"September 16, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Boy oh boy do I have a lot to say about driving in New Jersey.","rel":"","context":"In "Cars and Trucks"","block_context":{"text":"Cars and Trucks","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/cars-and-trucks\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":920,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2007\/10\/17\/new-jersey-dmv-and-online-forms\/","url_meta":{"origin":3397,"position":4},"title":"New Jersey DMV and Online Forms","author":"Keith Survell","date":"October 17, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Why are all state DMV offices so technologically backwards? 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