{"id":330,"date":"2004-12-21T06:35:11","date_gmt":"2004-12-21T10:35:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/?p=330"},"modified":"2009-04-12T19:07:05","modified_gmt":"2009-04-12T23:07:05","slug":"okay-its-winter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2004\/12\/21\/okay-its-winter\/","title":{"rendered":"Okay, It&#8217;s Winter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Current mood: <\/strong>Angry<br \/>\n<br \/><strong>Currently listening to: <\/strong>The sound of water <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">NOT <\/span>flowing in my bathroom<\/p>\n<p>Okay, it&#8217;s Winter. WeatherWatcher currently says the temperature is 1*F out &#8211; that&#8217;s damnably cold.<\/p>\n<p>And as a result of this cold, my pipes have frozen. <\/p>\n<p>Again.<\/p>\n<p>In the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>Which means:<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<ul>\n<\/p>\n<li>No water in the sink<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>No water in the shower<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>No water in the toilet<\/li>\n<p><\/ul>\n<p>It also means I&#8217;m very cranky, because Amanda wakes up before me, and as I&#8217;m rolling over to go back to sleep, I hear &#8220;Keith&#8230; there&#8217;s no water in the bathroom!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Fuck.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve put a call into our absentee landlord, but who knows when he&#8217;ll roll out of bed to deal with this. Thank goodness I had the sense to leave a trickle of water running in the kitchen sink &#8211; so we are not totally devoid of water. With this I have to fill the toilet so it can flush (if you&#8217;ve ever done this before you&#8217;ll know what a joy it can be *\/sarcasm*).<\/p>\n<p>So at this point (6:42am) we&#8217;ve washed our hair in the kitchen sink (more fun) &#8211; which soon ran out of hot water (how I don&#8217;t know since the pipes are frozen). <\/p>\n<p>I hate this place.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, it&#8217;s Winter. WeatherWatcher currently says the temperature is 1*F out &#8211; that&#8217;s damnably cold. And as a result of this cold, my pipes have frozen. Again. 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