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Engrish – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia<\/a><\/p>\n

Look at some of the pictures in this article, especially the “Puzzle Ball.” Oh man, Engrish just cracks me up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Look at some of the pictures in this article, especially the “Puzzle Ball.” Oh man, Engrish just cracks me up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-stuff","tag-fun-stuff","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/simUj-engrish","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1045,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2008\/02\/11\/programmer-humor\/","url_meta":{"origin":293,"position":0},"title":"Programmer Humor","author":"Keith Survell","date":"February 11, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"From Painless Bug Tracking @ Joel on Software: If you don't specify what you expected to see, I may not understand why this is a bug. 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