{"id":285,"date":"2004-11-30T20:26:56","date_gmt":"2004-12-01T00:26:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/?p=285"},"modified":"2009-04-12T18:58:04","modified_gmt":"2009-04-12T22:58:04","slug":"the-cat-and-the-pig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2004\/11\/30\/the-cat-and-the-pig\/","title":{"rendered":"The Cat and The Pig"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, the other night, my mom is sitting on the couch with George, her Guinea Pig, and along comes Dunkin, her cat. Dunkin decides he wants some &#8220;lap time&#8221; too, and promptly settles himself down right on George&#8217;s rear. 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