{"id":207,"date":"2004-08-17T10:28:46","date_gmt":"2004-08-17T14:28:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/?p=207"},"modified":"2013-05-16T19:09:23","modified_gmt":"2013-05-16T23:09:23","slug":"papers-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2004\/08\/17\/papers-please\/","title":{"rendered":"Papers, please"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Current mood: <\/strong>Angry<br \/>\n<br \/><strong>Currently listening to: <\/strong>Calming &#8220;Sounds of Nature&#8221; CD prototype from the Holmes Group<\/p>\n<p>Go ahead, read this article:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yro.slashdot.org\/article.pl?sid=04\/08\/17\/0339228&#038;tid=123\">http:\/\/yro.slashdot.org\/article.pl?sid=04\/08\/17\/0339228&#038;tid=123<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then read all the comments. Just think about it for a bit, and then, if you&#8217;re not steaming mad&#8230; let me know so I can start calling you &#8220;COMRADE.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Vasamagatch.<\/p>\n<p>-Keithius<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Go ahead, read this article from Slashdot, then read all the comments. Just think about it for a bit, and then, if you&#8217;re not steaming mad&#8230; let me know so I can start calling you &#8220;COMRADE.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[385,392],"class_list":["post-207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-politics","tag-society","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pimUj-3l","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":627,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2004\/09\/18\/secret-song\/","url_meta":{"origin":207,"position":0},"title":"Secret Song","author":"Keith Survell","date":"September 18, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Secret Song: A Poem by Keith M. 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Ugh, just read this article - Bruce makes all the points that I would've made myself, if I wasn't seething mad.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;politics&quot;","block_context":{"text":"politics","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/politics\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":320,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2004\/11\/02\/mcdonnell-douglas-marketing-dept-warranty-card\/","url_meta":{"origin":207,"position":3},"title":"McDonnell Douglas Marketing Dept. Warranty Card","author":"Keith Survell","date":"November 2, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. 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