{"id":206,"date":"2004-08-17T14:24:10","date_gmt":"2004-08-17T18:24:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/?p=206"},"modified":"2009-04-12T18:23:48","modified_gmt":"2009-04-12T22:23:48","slug":"huh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2004\/08\/17\/huh\/","title":{"rendered":"Huh?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of).<\/em><\/p>\n<p>(Found on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slashdot.org\">Slashdot<\/a>. WTF?)<\/p>\n<p>-Keithius<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[85,46,66],"class_list":["post-206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-stuff","tag-geek","tag-humor","tag-slashdot","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/simUj-huh","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":618,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2005\/09\/08\/fema-demands-use-of-ie-to-file-online-katrina-claims\/","url_meta":{"origin":206,"position":0},"title":"FEMA Demands Use of IE To File Online Katrina Claims","author":"Keith Survell","date":"September 8, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"As reported by MSNBC, if you survived the hurricane and are a Mac, Linux or Firefox user you cannot file a claim online.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;politics&quot;","block_context":{"text":"politics","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/politics\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1011,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2007\/12\/19\/another-great-one-%e2%80%93-from-slashdot\/","url_meta":{"origin":206,"position":1},"title":"Another Great One \u2013 From Slashdot","author":"Keith Survell","date":"December 19, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm sorry, but these really do make me laugh when I run across them: I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly, alert.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;fun stuff&quot;","block_context":{"text":"fun stuff","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/fun-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1092,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2008\/04\/25\/the-perry-bible-fellowship-a-webcomic\/","url_meta":{"origin":206,"position":2},"title":"The Perry Bible Fellowship (a webcomic)","author":"Keith Survell","date":"April 25, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Ran across this one from a Slashdot user's signature: The Perry Bible Fellowship. It's pretty amusing... in a sick, twisted sort of way. 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