You know you’re a geek when you’re reading a book, and it’s time to turn the page, and you look for a “page down” key.<\/p>\n
This happened to me today. I suppose it helps that I was reading at my desk, with my keyboard directly in front of me.<\/p>\n
Still… GEEKY! <\/p>\n
-Keithius<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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