{"id":153,"date":"2004-06-25T15:56:48","date_gmt":"2004-06-25T19:56:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/?p=153"},"modified":"2009-04-12T18:16:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-12T22:16:00","slug":"the-lair-of-the-crab-of-ineffable-wisdom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2004\/06\/25\/the-lair-of-the-crab-of-ineffable-wisdom\/","title":{"rendered":"The Lair of the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rathergood.com\/\">The Lair of the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom &#8211; a load of stuff by Joel Veitch that will probably crush your will to live<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some of the most quirky, amazing flash stuff I&#8217;ve ever seen. 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