{"id":1184,"date":"2008-06-23T22:45:11","date_gmt":"2008-06-24T02:45:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/?p=1184"},"modified":"2009-01-25T20:21:32","modified_gmt":"2009-01-26T01:21:32","slug":"strange-things-in-the-woods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2008\/06\/23\/strange-things-in-the-woods\/","title":{"rendered":"Strange Things in the Woods"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m walking in the woods this weekend, just taking a leisurely walk with my camera, and I spot this through the trees, in a glade near a pine tree grove:<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"figures in the woods by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/2605617769\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3171\/2605617769_cbfd886231.jpg\" alt=\"figures in the woods\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What the&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"figures in the woods-1 by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/2605617649\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3025\/2605617649_815ff275a0.jpg\" alt=\"figures in the woods-1\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It appeared to be two human figurines, shaped out of chicken wire, and placed well off the trail. I wouldn&#8217;t have noticed them if I hadn&#8217;t been looking all around for things to take photos of. But they were just so&#8230; weird! I couldn&#8217;t imagine who would have put them there &#8211; it obviously took some effort to make them, and the spot they were in was not necessarily &#8220;easy&#8221; to get to, nor was it &#8220;right&#8221; off the trail.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"male figure in the woods by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/2605617891\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3105\/2605617891_b6e2fc5794.jpg\" alt=\"male figure in the woods\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This one appears to be in the shape of a man.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"female figure in the woods by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/2605617385\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3242\/2605617385_218523ee1f.jpg\" alt=\"female figure in the woods\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And this one&#8217;s a woman. The pictures don&#8217;t quite do them justice, of course.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps they were someone&#8217;s idea of a joke, or a prank? I imagine they would look pretty scary in the woods on a foggy day or at night &#8211; maybe even like ghosts.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"strange figures in the woods by Keithius, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/keithius\/2605617129\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3250\/2605617129_0f79f41eba.jpg\" alt=\"strange figures in the woods\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In the end, I left them as they were &#8211; I suppose I&#8217;ll go back again someday soon and see if they are still there.<\/p>\n<p>Very weird!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m walking in the woods this weekend, just taking a leisurely walk with my camera, and I spot this through the trees, in a glade near a pine tree grove: What the&#8230; It appeared to be two human figurines, shaped out of chicken wire, and placed well off the trail. I wouldn&#8217;t have noticed&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2008\/06\/23\/strange-things-in-the-woods\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Strange Things in the Woods<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7,200,8],"tags":[158],"class_list":["post-1184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-stuff","category-my-life","category-pictures","tag-weird-nj","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pimUj-j6","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":653,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2005\/09\/27\/weird-dreams\/","url_meta":{"origin":1184,"position":0},"title":"Weird Dreams","author":"Keith Survell","date":"September 27, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Last night's dreams were a little disturbing.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;personal&quot;","block_context":{"text":"personal","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/personal\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":814,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2006\/11\/08\/dreams-of-home\/","url_meta":{"origin":1184,"position":1},"title":"Dreams of Home","author":"Keith Survell","date":"November 8, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I had a strange series of dreams last night.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;personal&quot;","block_context":{"text":"personal","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/personal\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":576,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2005\/07\/18\/bunny-adventures\/","url_meta":{"origin":1184,"position":2},"title":"Bunny Adventures","author":"Keith Survell","date":"July 18, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Over the weekend we went to my mom's house. 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