{"id":1159,"date":"2008-06-08T16:58:26","date_gmt":"2008-06-08T20:58:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/?p=1159"},"modified":"2011-10-01T19:29:46","modified_gmt":"2011-10-01T23:29:46","slug":"desktop-madness-vol-33","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2008\/06\/08\/desktop-madness-vol-33\/","title":{"rendered":"Desktop Madness Vol. 33"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2008\/06\/please-dont-touch-the-screen1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3628\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2008\/06\/08\/desktop-madness-vol-33\/please-dont-touch-the-screen\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2008\/06\/please-dont-touch-the-screen1.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1680,1050\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"please don&amp;#8217;t touch the screen\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2008\/06\/please-dont-touch-the-screen1-800x500.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3628\" title=\"please don't touch the screen\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2008\/06\/please-dont-touch-the-screen1-800x500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"387\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/please-dont-touch-the-screen1-800x500.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/please-dont-touch-the-screen1-300x187.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/please-dont-touch-the-screen1.jpg 1680w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Especially in today&#8217;s world of LCD screens, this is a handy wallpaper to have. If you&#8217;re one of those &#8220;screen touchers,&#8221; now you know &#8211; your hands leave marks on the screen, so stop touching it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A handy wallpaper to educate people about how they shouldn&#8217;t touch your screen!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12],"tags":[73],"class_list":["post-1159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wallpapers","tag-desktop-madness","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pimUj-iH","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":287,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2004\/11\/30\/desktop-madness\/","url_meta":{"origin":1159,"position":0},"title":"Desktop Madness","author":"Keith Survell","date":"November 30, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"No real madness, just the start of a series of posts featuring computer pictures for your desktop background (wallpaper).","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Pictures&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Pictures","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/pictures\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2522,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2009\/04\/23\/desktop-madness-vol-70\/","url_meta":{"origin":1159,"position":1},"title":"Desktop Madness Vol. 70","author":"Keith Survell","date":"April 23, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"My rabbits would like this wallpaper - they might try to eat my screen if they saw it! 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