{"id":1050,"date":"2008-02-14T03:00:22","date_gmt":"2008-02-14T08:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2008\/02\/14\/valentines-day-2\/"},"modified":"2012-02-14T17:12:05","modified_gmt":"2012-02-14T22:12:05","slug":"valentines-day-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2008\/02\/14\/valentines-day-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Valentine&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh for heaven&#8217;s sake. If you MUST have something to mark this day&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Previous Posts from Valentine&#8217;s Day:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2005\/02\/14\/desktop-madness-vol-8\/\">Desktop Madness Vol. 8<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2005\/02\/14\/instapunditcom-valentines-day-thoughts-on-marriage\/\">Instapundit &#8211; Valentine&#8217;s Day Thoughts on Marriage<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2005\/02\/14\/valentines-day\/\">A Poem<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2004\/02\/14\/bitter-cranky-keithius\/\">And just for good measure, the same poem again<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>E-Cards:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dieselsweeties.com\/sendcard\/\">Valentine E-Cards from Diesel Sweeties<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>And Finally, a Geeky Valentine&#8217;s Day Wallpaper:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/star_wars_valentine.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/star_wars_valentine_thumbnail.png\" alt=\"star wars valentine thumbnail\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Enjoy yourselves.<\/p>\n<p>(<em>p.s.<\/em> &#8211; If you&#8217;re looking for more Valentine&#8217;s Day related stuff, check out my <a title=\"Posts tagged &quot;Valentine's Day&quot;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/tag\/valentines-day\/\">Valentine&#8217;s Day tag collection<\/a>. You&#8217;re welcome.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A reluctant Valentine&#8217;s Day post.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[84,245],"class_list":["post-1050","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-stuff","tag-holiday","tag-valentines-day","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pimUj-gW","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3817,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2012\/02\/14\/desktop-madness-vol-97\/","url_meta":{"origin":1050,"position":0},"title":"Desktop Madness Vol. 97","author":"Keith Survell","date":"February 14, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"I always go a little crazy on Valentine's Day... no special reason.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Wallpapers&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Wallpapers","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/pictures\/wallpapers\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2012\/02\/faye-valentine-300x225.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":2934,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2010\/02\/14\/unhappy-valentines-day\/","url_meta":{"origin":1050,"position":1},"title":"Unhappy Valentine&#8217;s Day","author":"Keith Survell","date":"February 14, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Another year, another way to mock Valentine's day - this time, with a snarky picture!","rel":"","context":"In &quot;fun stuff&quot;","block_context":{"text":"fun stuff","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/fun-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2010\/02\/fuck-valentines-day-candies-1024x819.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2010\/02\/fuck-valentines-day-candies-1024x819.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2010\/02\/fuck-valentines-day-candies-1024x819.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":2929,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2010\/02\/14\/desktop-madness-vol-81\/","url_meta":{"origin":1050,"position":2},"title":"Desktop Madness Vol. 81","author":"Keith Survell","date":"February 14, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"A special Valentine's Day themed installment of Desktop Madness.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Wallpapers&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Wallpapers","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/pictures\/wallpapers\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2010\/02\/happy-valentine-day-150x150.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":3827,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2012\/02\/14\/desktop-madness-vol-98\/","url_meta":{"origin":1050,"position":3},"title":"Desktop Madness Vol. 98","author":"Keith Survell","date":"February 14, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Roses are #F0000, Violets are #0000F ... you know the rest. 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