{"id":1045,"date":"2008-02-11T13:24:55","date_gmt":"2008-02-11T18:24:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2008\/02\/11\/programmer-humor\/"},"modified":"2008-02-11T17:08:39","modified_gmt":"2008-02-11T22:08:39","slug":"programmer-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2008\/02\/11\/programmer-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Programmer Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"

From Painless Bug Tracking @ Joel on Software<\/a>:<\/p>\n

If you don’t specify what you expected to see, I may not understand why this is a bug. The splash screen has blood on it. So what? I cut my fingers when I was coding it. What did you expect? Ah, you say that the spec required no blood! Now I understand why you consider this a bug.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

This sort of stuff cracks me up, but you may need to be a software developer for it to be funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From Painless Bug Tracking @ Joel on Software: If you don’t specify what you expected to see, I may not understand why this is a bug. The splash screen has blood on it. So what? I cut my fingers when I was coding it. What did you expect? Ah, you say that the spec required… Continue reading Programmer Humor<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[46,97],"class_list":["post-1045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-stuff","tag-humor","tag-software","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pimUj-gR","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1201,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2008\/07\/10\/some-of-my-programming-book-recommendations\/","url_meta":{"origin":1045,"position":0},"title":"Some of MY Programming Book Recommendations","author":"Keith Survell","date":"July 10, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Well, I shouldn't say \"recommendations,\" since I'm just recommending one book: Testing Computer Software (Second Edition) by Cem Kaner, Jack Falk, and Hung Quoc Nguyen. 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