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A great sig, found once again on Slashdot<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Oh look, its my tax dollars at work coming to arrest me.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A great sig, found once again on Slashdot: Oh look, its my tax dollars at work coming to arrest me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[85,46,66],"class_list":["post-1042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-stuff","tag-geek","tag-humor","tag-slashdot","entry"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pimUj-gO","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":835,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2007\/01\/05\/geek-humor\/","url_meta":{"origin":1042,"position":0},"title":"Geek Humor","author":"Keith Survell","date":"January 5, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"\"Object-oriented kittens have no ->microwave() method, but real world microwave ovens use a procedural model.\"","rel":"","context":"In "fun stuff"","block_context":{"text":"fun stuff","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/fun-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1011,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2007\/12\/19\/another-great-one-%e2%80%93-from-slashdot\/","url_meta":{"origin":1042,"position":1},"title":"Another Great One \u2013 From Slashdot","author":"Keith Survell","date":"December 19, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm sorry, but these really do make me laugh when I run across them: I'm not tense. 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