{"id":1031,"date":"2008-01-22T08:33:17","date_gmt":"2008-01-22T13:33:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2008\/01\/22\/bunny-trial-outcome\/"},"modified":"2009-02-01T16:50:25","modified_gmt":"2009-02-01T21:50:25","slug":"bunny-trial-outcome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2008\/01\/22\/bunny-trial-outcome\/","title":{"rendered":"Bunny Trial Outcome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After much deliberation (and waking up several times in the middle of the night to put some unruly bunnies back in their &#8220;jail&#8221;), here is the verdict:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Count one: Knowingly and Willingly destroying household property: <strong>GUILTY <\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Count two: Accessing restricted under-bed space: <strong>GUILTY<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Count three: Being incredibly cute: <strong>GUILTY<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The sentence, to be carried out immediately: One night of being &#8220;grounded&#8221; in the bunny jail, no morning treats (unless warranted by good behavior), and they are <strong>BANNED FOREVER<\/strong> from under any bed.<\/p>\n<p>I hope they learn a lesson from this. They&#8217;ve been SO good up until now&#8230; I just don&#8217;t know what prompted this sudden outburst of bad\/destructive behavior.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong> You can follow the adventures of Gus and Betsy now on their own blog, <a title=\"The Life and Times of Bunnies\" href=\"http:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/bunnyblog\/\">The Life and Times of Bunnies<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After much deliberation (and waking up several times in the middle of the night to put some unruly bunnies back in their &#8220;jail&#8221;), here is the verdict: Count one: Knowingly and Willingly destroying household property: GUILTY Count two: Accessing restricted under-bed space: GUILTY Count three: Being incredibly cute: GUILTY The sentence, to be carried out&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2008\/01\/22\/bunny-trial-outcome\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Bunny Trial Outcome<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[42,37],"class_list":["post-1031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pets","tag-pet","tag-rabbit","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pimUj-gD","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":681,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2005\/11\/21\/bunnies-under-the-bed\/","url_meta":{"origin":1031,"position":0},"title":"Bunnies under the Bed","author":"Keith Survell","date":"November 21, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"The bunnies' favorite place in the whole world is... under our bed.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;pets&quot;","block_context":{"text":"pets","link":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/category\/personal\/pets\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1030,"url":"https:\/\/www.starkeith.net\/coredump\/2008\/01\/21\/the-trial-against-the-bad-bunnies\/","url_meta":{"origin":1031,"position":1},"title":"The Trial against the Bad Bunnies","author":"Keith Survell","date":"January 21, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"The buns got into some mischief last night - in a big, bad way. 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