I’m sorry, but these really do make me laugh when I run across them:<\/p>\n
I’m not tense. I’m just terribly, terribly, alert.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I’m sorry, but these really do make me laugh when I run across them: I’m not tense. 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